Bite Me

This summer at Hedgehill University: take one totally screwed werewolf, a vegetarian vampire, and the psycho who wants to kill them both.Surfer-boy werewolf Talbot Osbourne is under pressure to get a summer job, find an apartment, and make up for the classes he failed last semester. The fur will fly when Talbot is forced to partner with Julian St. George on a class assignment. Unfortunately, the vegetarian vampire brings more than just a set of fangs to the table when a stalker takes special interest in the unlikely duo.Time is running out for the ParaNorms of New York as they're picked off, one by one. Talbot and Julian will have to work together catch the 'Slayer' before the psycho finds them. If they don't kill each other first, that is.Throw in a shapeshifter with ferret envy, a wizard who makes people's clothes disappear, and an apartment with cannibalistic furniture and zombie squirrels, and these boys are in for the summer of their lives. Or deaths.